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May 13, 2015
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We all know that the title of the upcoming live-action super(anti-)hero film Suicide Squad is just a metaphor for the elite group of super-convicts' (by DC Comics) nature of work.

Members of this unlikely government-sanctioned team of supervillains are assigned to essentially one-way black ops missions in exchange for commuted prison sentences. And ultimately, no one cares if they die—they are also, in a way, deemed expendable because of their bumpy track records.

But what if real people take the concept of a suicide squad literally? Apparently, what you'll get is a new super (head-scratching) group of ballsy individuals that screams, "Zero f*cks given!"

Presenting a new allegiance inspired by the craziest of stunts: The real-life Suicide Squad and their super pseudonyms!


MR. SCOOTER-AREN'T-JUST-FOR-CHUMPS


Video via Nitro Circus

After failed attempts in the past two years, legendary action sports athlete R Willy has finally landed the world's first-ever scooter triple backflip during one of the Nitro Circus USA Tour shows in Jacksonville recently. Actually, the Nitro Circus is its own madcap team, with member Josh Sheehan pulling off the world's first freestyle motocross triple backflip a week ago.

Superpowers: High tolerance for motion sickness and celebratory mobs


HESUS (TAKE THE WHEEL)


Video via billonSoA

No steering wheel? No problem! This was the mantra of two Polish rally drivers when their car's steering wheel came off in the middle of a freakin' race! The main driver (the one on the left) was cool as a cucumber and was just like, "Chill bro, I got this..."

Superpower: Super(-duper) grip


THE GREATER WHITE


Video via tubetime29

An encounter as close as this with a predator as fearsome as a great white shark would've caused anybody to faint. Heck, why would you even be that damn near a creature like that?! Well, it seems that the diver above didn't have any second thoughts...

This person's pretty brave too:


Video via a Variables Production

Superpower: Immunity to anything shark-related


THE STONE


Video via Complex

A writer for pop culture website Complex recently attempted to take in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's ridiculous daily 10-pound diet plan. The result? Let's just say that his distaste for fish and the fact that each of the seven meals "weighed as much as a Range Rover tire" didn't help his cause...

Superpower: Plain courage (to take on such a ludicrous challenge)


BALLZ OF STEEL


Video via Nutshellz LLC

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You know you're a good owner if you're willing to put your body on the line to prove, in this case, that your product is effective. But Nutshellz CEO Jeremiah Raber took this to another level when he literally put his balls in the line (of fire) just to demonstrate how effective his groin protector is. Raber's crotch lives another day...

Superpower: Duh!?


THE HEIGHTS FEAR ME


Video via OlegCricket

Whoever did this either had his emotions pulled out by Cosmo and Wanda (The Fairly OddParents fans can relate) or he was just simply out of his mind. Our hearts collectively STOPPED upon that last step.

Superpower: Nerves of steel


ROPE-MANTICS


Video via BBC News

They say love knows no bounds, that's why each year, couples have consistently thought of strange ways to tie the knot. In the case of these two circus lovers, they (literally) took their wedding to new heights!

Superpowers: The power of love (and balance)

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