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Feb 20, 2014
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Ask us anything about the X-Men or Spider-man or Batman, and we'll probably be able to give you a respectable answer. We'd like to think we're big comic book geeks...

...until now that is, when this trailer for the new Marvel movie, Guardians Of The Galaxy, dropped:

                                   

What kind of guardians are these? What are they guarding? What galaxy are they in? And, most important of all, where's Wolverine or all those mutants we grew up watching in the Friday cartoons? We don't know!

We were stumped.

That doesn't mean, however, that we didn't enjoy the trailer. Knowing little about the series, here are a few things we gleaned from the trailer that say it's going to be an awesome movie nonetheless:

What we thought: Some ordinary guy looking at some forbidden treasure. Upon looking at Wikipedia, that turns out to be Star-Lord, the leader of the Guardians, as played by Chris Pratt.


What we thought: The most natural thing to do when you see a mysterious, floating ball: you take it.
Upon research, Star-Lord is a self-proclaimed legendary outlaw, and so, this must be one of the things that a criminal of his caliber usually does.

What we thought: Black guy with weird eyes catches Star-Lord.


What we thought: A space-age wrestler. In reality, that's Drax the Destroyer, physically the strongest of the Guardians. 


What we thought: She-Hulk! It's actually the green-skinned assassin of the Guardians, played by Zoe Saldana!


What we thought: Kung-Fu Panda's kung-fu master. Apparently, this one's called Rocket the Raccoon, a legendary sniper, and voiced by Bradley Cooper!


What we thought: One of those monstrous trees from Lord of the Rings. That's actually Groot, a tree-like humanoid that serves as Rocket's goon. Guess who plays him! It's Vin Diesel!

NEXT: Find out who plays that space wrestler, Drax


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