Congratulations, FHM Nation, we've survived Typhoon One Direction–well, the first day, at least.
For almost a whole day, the SM Mall Of Asia Open Grounds was filled with thousands of frantic Directioners dying to see the popular British boyband in the flesh for their first-ever live show here in the country. It was the biggest gathering of fangirls (young, teen, nagpapaka-teen, hindi-na-teen, old) we've ever seen in one venue.
We all know the benefits of being punctual. You get better seats/standing room, for one. But 1D's Pinoy fans totally destroyed our concept of "being early." What, you kids were there FOURTEEN HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW? WTH!
The popular group, who was missing member Zayn Malik due to stress, arrived in the county yesterday around two in the afternoon. And yes, social media went haywire with 1D-related posts:
After a whole day of camping, Pinay Directioners finally got their once in a lifetime makalaglag-panty experience when the boys took the stage around 8 p.m.
That's when things got really cray-cray:
PUTANGINA START NA KAMUSTA NAMAN LIVESTREAM #NOCHILLPHILIPPINES— TEAM BAHAY FOREVER (@nxrryxslays) March 21, 2015
Girls, 'wag niyong hanapin yung wala.
PETITION FOR THE BOYS TO SKYPE ZAYN AGAIN ON THE STAGE OR JUST CALL HIM. FILO'S REALLY DESERVE IT. ALL IN FAVOR RT? #NOCHILLPHILIPPINES— p loves h. ღ (@17blxckharold) March 21, 2015
Okay, maybe it worked. Apparently, the boys told the fans that Zayn might join the group for tomorrow's show.
Liam & Niall said Zayn will be back on tour tomorrow! RT to spread #NOCHILLPHILIPPINES— OTRA Manila (@1DOTRAPH) March 21, 2015
LIAM AND NIALL SAID THAT ZAYN WILL BE BACK TOMORROW IM SOBBING ITS HAPPENING THE KING IS BACK TOMORROW #NOCHILLPHILIPPINES— d ღ ℋ ପଓ*·˚tysm liam (@NarryMcCuddly) March 21, 2015
MAS SWERTE MGA DAY 2 PUTA— TEAM BAHAY FOREVER (@nxrryxslays) March 21, 2015
WAG KAYONG PAASA LIAM AT NIALL NAKO KAPAG WALA SI ZAYN BUKAS HINDI NA TALAGA KAYO MAKAKAUWI— TEAM BAHAY ✨ (@todaynjh) March 21, 2015
Before, wet shirts instantly meant Kate Upton. Tonight? Damn it, rain!
PARANG AWA MO NA HUBARIN MO NA YAN LABYU BEBE pic.twitter.com/rPjm90f9Hz— TEAM BAHAY FOREVER (@nxrryxslays) March 21, 2015
Girls also went gaga for this crappy photo:
Amidst all the craziness, the Pinay Directioners somewhat kept their composure and found the inner strength to not mob the boys. Judging from the posts on social media, the show was a great success. A lot of ladies are having trouble sleeping tonight.
TAPOS NA?! PUTANGINA AMBILIS— TEAM BAHAY FOREVER (@nxrryxslays) March 21, 2015
PUTANGINA SAKIT MAG PAASA NG MGA LIVESTREAM PAKYU WITH FEELINGS #NOCHILLPHILIPPINES— TEAM BAHAY FOREVER (@nxrryxslays) March 21, 2015
While 1D fans who couldn't attend the concert and failed to find a livestream link are now getting close to insanity:
Lastly, if you know this man, tell him to hide himself quick. An army of jealous Directioners are apparently looking for him:
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