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Dec 1, 2014
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Last weekend, Star Wars fans of all genders, races, and ages were like:

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The first (and only) official trailer for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens is finally here!

Watch it below:


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The movie will land on theaters on December 2015 so we'll still be playing one long round of the waiting game. As for the trailer, it's the first true peek we have of how Disney and new director J.J. Abrams (Mission: Impossible III, Star Trek) will handle Star Wars. Remember that Disney bought Lucasfilmthe company behind the über-popular sci-fi movie franchisetwo years ago to the tune of $4 billion.

But Disney did not only pay a shitload of money for the acquisition, they also drew a big fat bullseye on Mickey Mouse's ass when they announced their plan to do another trilogy. You could almost hear how the franchise's millions of fans prepared their "fantastic then vs. crappy now" shtick, just like they did back when Phantom Menace came out. #Pressure

And then last weekend happened, and our fears have somehow abated...for now. Who are we kidding? We loved every goddamn second of it. From the looks of it, the next chapters in the saga are gonna pierce right through Jar-Jar Binks' oversized ears! 

It was an 88-second nuclear warhead that pummeled the Internet when it was launched, resulting to an aftermath of memes, tweets, GIFs, and fan-made trailer parodies. Scroll down for the best of the lot!


We're rooting for the bright side!

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Leave it to the Internet's bored minds to play around with the new lightsaber:

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Since we're already on the topic...

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This one actually makes sense

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But if George Lucas had his way

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Now that's a sweet ride!

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We wouldn't be surprised if it really is

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We feel you, bro!

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For the record, the actor's name is John Boyega and he's a Stormtrooper in the movie. You're welcome!


Star Wars: Attack Of The GIFS:

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And here's how the Twitterverse reacted:

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An 88-second trailer isn't nearly enough to satisfy our cravings for all things Star Wars hence, FAN-MADE PARODIES!

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Here's the so-called George Lucas Special Edition:


Video via Timtimfed

It's basically how the trailer will look like if the film was made by Lucasfilm (read: filled with spaceships and alien life forms). Also, long time no see, Jabba!


Here's the Lego-fied version:


Video via Snooperking

We don't know about you but we think a full-length movie will make a killing in the box office!


Here's the Crazy Lens Flare edition:


Video via Luke Fitch

This trailer pokes fun at Direk J.J.'s past movies, which, according to the Internet, are reasons why sunglasses should be provided inside cinemas.


Finally, here's the "ghetto" version:


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Judging from this trailer, the ghetto version of the movie will be a big flop in the box office. Censorship, yo!

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