The upcoming Bikini Heaven party is making all of us shout "Andale andale mami E.I. E.I. uh-ohhhhhh!" Here's a bikini-filled hip-hop music video playlist to get you into bikini-watching mood, too!
We're past the midpoint of March, but if the temperature's any indication, it doesn't seem like summer yet—too bad for all of us who are ready to bust out our ultra-cool sandos to spread kili-kili terror wear them around.
For this dilemma, we know just the right solution: FHM's thermometer-popping Bikini Heaven Pool Party! It's a bikini party that will properly kick off this season of sun, fun, and sexy!
And to get us all in the mood, we've prepared a summer playlist. But not just any ordinary playlist. Today, we're drawing inspiration from the raunchy, bootylicious world of hip-hop, where there's no shortage of curvaceous hotties shakin' what their mama gave 'em in teeny, little thongs!
God bless you, hip-hop!
Speaking of thongs, no bikini music video list is complete with...
1) Sisqo - "Thong Song" (2000)
Sing it: "Baby make your booty go / Da na da na / Girl I know you wanna show / Da na da na / That thong th-thong thong thong"
2) So Solid Crew – "So Grimey"
Sing it: "Girl you so grimey / With you beside me / Want you to ride with me / Do what you do to me / Want you to sue me, do me, baby."
3) Nelly –E.I. "Tip Drill Remix" (NSFW)
Sing it: "We be like / Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh / What's poppin' tonight"
4) MVP – "Roc Your Body Mic Check 1, 2"
Sing it: "I like it when you work it for me lady, see you do that BOOM! BOOM! / I like the way you work that for me / If you wanna party baby we can get together, BOOM! BOOM! / Cuz you know you make me so horny."
5) Akon Feat. David Guetta – "Party Animal"
Sing it: "If you're sexy and you know it and you ain't afraid to show it / Get on the dance floor and dance"
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