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Mar 1, 2015
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News flash: Pornhub, the go-to site for lonely and horny bros around the world, is developing a wearable device that lets you charge other gadgets by jacking off!

Here it is, the professionally and creatively named Wankband:

wankband

The logic behind the Wankband is simple. Guys love to jack off so why not use this fact for something productive, right? The key here is the small weight within the device. Whenever you spend quality time with Mariang Palad, the small weight inside the Wankband (it's worn like a smartwatch) moves with every stroke, generating energy which is then stored for future use. The more you wank, the more energy in the bank.

Here's the preview video, which has more puns than a stand-up comedy act:


Video via Pornhub

After pleasuring yourself, you can hook the Wankband up with your smartphone, tablet, or even your laptop via USB. It charges the other device without you having to search for a wall socket. When the Wankband's juice runs low, you can simply wear it again and, well, you know the kinky drill. No electricity required!

And it works for men and women (yes, girls pleasure themselves, too)! Wankband orgies for unli-energy? That might just become a thing.

wankband

Too bad it's only in the development stage right now, but all signs point to it becoming a reality in the near future. Fact is, Pornhub is going to have a special beta-testing in the next few months for a select few, and you can sign up now for a chance to be one of the lucky wankers.

We don't know about you but given our love for Pornhub (the Philippines was among the top 20 viewers of the site last year), the Wankband might just become a hit here.

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