One night, with my parents out of the house, my boyfriend, who lived just a few houses away, called and we ended up having phone sex. Later, he whispered over the phone that it would be real hot if he would just scoot over and finish off the deed himself. I told him I’d leave the front gate and door open so he could just walk into my room. He found me in the bedroom all naked and gave me the best tongue any pussy could ever receive. When we were done, I told him that I’d accompany him out, but he said he’d manage. After a few minutes, our maid stormed in my room, with a knife in her hand. She asked if I was okay because she saw someone climbing our bakod. The maid called my mom to give an account of the incident. My mom reported it to the village president who then sent policemen to look for the “magnanakaw.” Good thing my boyfriend was able to dash back to his house before the police started with their search.
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