I managed to get close to a former schoolmate through texting. We’d exchange mushy stuff, but he would also send me nasty messages each time he got drunk—and that’s how I found out he was a 20-year-old virgin, or at least claimed he was. The thought of him being an ignoramus on sex made me hatch a plan to, well, pop his milk carton. One day, I insisted on hanging out at his apartment (he was alone). With the two of us locked up in his room, I sensed that he really was telling the truth about his virginity since he didn’t look to be making any first moves. I made a joke about pinching his dick and, sensing that he was getting the signal, gave him a lingering kiss. I went on top of him and asked if he wanted a blowjob. He said yes. I gave the best head I could for as long as I could. After it, he asked me—how cute when he said it!—“Ano na gagawin ko? Di ko alam gagawin ko…” What a virgin! Too bad I was on “red alert” status so we couldn’t go all the way. So as not to spoil his fun, I gave him yet another super blowjob. It took me only three minutes to pop his load on me. Later, he said it was the best birthday gift he had ever received—turned out it was his birthday the next day. We’re looking forward to the post-birthday nookie.
Sassy girl, BY EMAIL