I managed to get close to a former schoolmate through texting. We’d exchange mushy stuff, but he would also send me nasty messages each time he got drunk—and that’s how I found out he was a 20-year-old virgin, or at least claimed he was. The thought of him being an ignoramus on sex made me hatch a plan to, well, pop his milk carton. One day, I insisted on hanging out at his apartment (he was alone). With the two of us locked up in his room, I sensed that he really was telling the truth about his virginity since he didn’t look to be making any first moves. I made a joke about pinching his dick and, sensing that he was getting the signal, gave him a lingering kiss. I went on top of him and asked if he wanted a blowjob. He said yes. I gave the best head I could for as long as I could. After it, he asked me—how cute when he said it!—“Ano na gagawin ko? Di ko alam gagawin ko…” What a virgin! Too bad I was on “red alert” status so we couldn’t go all the way. So as not to spoil his fun, I gave him yet another super blowjob. It took me only three minutes to pop his load on me. Later, he said it was the best birthday gift he had ever received—turned out it was his birthday the next day. We’re looking forward to the post-birthday nookie.

Sassy girl, BY EMAIL

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  • elchris Nov 01 2006 @ 11:48pm Report Abuse
    wahh nakaka relate ako.. :-)
  • xXpenetratorXx Nov 03 2006 @ 05:52am Report Abuse
    It's my birthday too.!!!
    Sarap nun.!!!
  • spoonderx Nov 29 2006 @ 02:47pm Report Abuse
    can i chat u sassy girl..
  • cloud_21 Dec 22 2006 @ 07:12am Report Abuse
    sarap nman ako din,,
  • tru_warrior Apr 20 2007 @ 03:28am Report Abuse
    ka2ingit nman..sna aq nlang yng guy...sassy girl cn i be your friend???
  • jesilog May 10 2007 @ 10:22am Report Abuse
    a lucky 20 yr old guy....
    give me a shot..i know what to do :D
  • jarthur Jul 05 2007 @ 12:16am Report Abuse
    a memorable gift for the guy. be prepared next time girl para di ka mabitin.
  • sircsirc Sep 06 2007 @ 02:29pm Report Abuse
    next time, ask him 2 have s*x when you're not in red alert girl :)
  • jina Sep 30 2007 @ 03:27pm Hide replies Report Abuse
    wow! how cool! wish i can do that!!!to the guy i want to have s*x with..
    • horney_casanova143 Jul 18 2011 @ 02:50pm Report Abuse
      sakin jina pwede?
  • d33jay May 31 2010 @ 12:25pm Report Abuse
    good to know there are guys like me who are still virgins..hahaha
  • ronvil Oct 07 2010 @ 10:04am Report Abuse
    heheheh im also virgin pls txt me this no 09212473567 girl only...
  • dwaynekylle Nov 02 2010 @ 12:41am Report Abuse
    hay malas mo... nka bingwit na red alert pla,, haha
  • St1ffMeist3r Jun 01 2011 @ 09:08pm Report Abuse
    cool story sassy girl i like it when ladies have dirty s*xy plans kaso bitin hahahaha
  • kevster Jul 23 2011 @ 10:53am Report Abuse
    sana ako rin sa bday ko.... we can make diff moves\n
  • nikuru Oct 07 2011 @ 11:50pm Report Abuse
    holy f*ck !
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