May is Masturbation Month!

Fap Fact: A 2007 article in Sexual and Relationship Therapy notes that masturbation may help improve a man's immune system function, build resistance to prostate gland infection, and promote overall prostate health. Solo sex for women on the other hand helps build resistance to yeast infections, pre-menstrual tension, and even chronic back pain!

Fap Fact: According to Martha Cornog, author of The Big Book of Masturbation, self-pleasuring is the second most common human sex act. It also serves as a great form of stress relief, a mood booster in releasing endorphins, and a natural sleep sedative. Oooohhh so that's why feel sleepy when...uhm, nevermind.

Fap Fact: Long, long time ago, old century medicine experts claimed that masturbation was a serious medical-ethical problem that results to diseases with the loss of semen for men, and cases of hysteria and epileptic fits for women. It has even been associated with acne, warts, insanity, and blindness. Clearly, all the cynical diagnosis mentioned above would prove to be untrue. Hahaha, those bastards.

Fap Fact: Britney Spears' "Touch Of My Hand", The Beach Boys' "In My Room", Bob Dylan's "Absolutely Sweet Marie", Nirvana's "Spank Thru", Radiohead's "Thinking About You", and Mary J. Blidge's "I'm Goin' Down" are just a few of many songs that depict or suggest the act of self-pleasuring. Even 90s boyband O-Town made a nasty music video for a song called "Liquid Dreams". Tell us what we're seeing on the background ain't semen!

Fap Fact:More than 41% of people have been accidentally been caught masturbating, but 22.6% of women have been intentionally walked in on. And at this very moment, 797, 151 Americans are fapping it up. That's more people than the entire population of Alaska! Wait, you're not fapping right now, are you?