A TV you can roll up, scary things falling from the sky, unlikely voracious eaters, and a very intriguing job opening: These are just some of the stuff you should absolutely know this week!
Seriously, we firmly believe that this article’s content have the potential to change your life (or, at the very least, wreak havoc on your appetite). So get reading!
Meet the very lovely Nela Zisser, New Zealand’s Miss Earth 2013 representative and a certified burrito guzzler. We don’t know how she does it, but she can down a one-kilo burrito in one minute and 44 seconds, and she seemed to enjoy every bite. True marriage material, if you ask us.
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How many fastfood burgers can you eat in one sitting? Three? Five? Eight, if you’re really ravenous? Well, this skinny Japanese chick can eat a whopping 62 in one sitting. We repeat: 62. How the heck is she still so tiny?!
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While we’re on the subject of burgers, a UK restaurant owner has come up with a two-and-a-half-feet tall burger. Dubbed the "999 burger," its basically 10 burger patties piled on top of each other to form a 30,000-calorie monstrosity. We can feel our arteries clogging up just by looking at it.
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We’ve seen enough episodes of Game Of Thrones to know that the best people usually end up dead in Westeros, so we’re beyond glad that Tyrion Lannister is, as Peter Dinklage puts it, is “still going strong.” We’re watching you, George R.R. Martin: Don’t you dare mess this up.
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So millions of baby spiders recently rained down in the Australian town of Goulburn, covering the whole place with a fine layer of spider web. What is it with Australia and scary animals?!
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Murphy’s Law comes out in full force during big events: Something’s always bound to go wrong, whether its running out of appetizers or having to chase down a tantrum-throwing kid. But no matter how bad your party may be, we’re sure it’ll never be as catastrophic as this poor teen’s Sweet 16 bash, which had a literal party pooper.
"We just got done with cake thank God! We took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky. It was brown. It was everywhere. It got on everything," said one of the guests of the smelly mess that fell from a plane. Those Aussie spiders suddenly sound lovely, eh?
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You think your brand-spanking new curved screen TV is the shiznit? Well, here’s the latest from LG: a 1.9kg TV that’s so thin, you can seriously roll it up and attach it to a wall using magnets. It’s still a prototype, but damn, if that’s where the future of TV is headed, we sure can’t wait to see more!
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Being pretty has its perks, but it won’t stop BGC security guards from scolding you from taking a photo at an ATM. Just ask Isabelle Daza, who was reprimanded by a sekyu when she took a selfie with an ATM of a bank she endorses. Whoops!
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The Killers’ frontman Brandon Flowers has a weird habit: He collects his beard trimmings. "I have a Ziploc bag full of hair. I'll grow five or six days' growth, make sure that the sink is dry, use an electric razor, catch it in the sink, and then I'm able to just scoop it into the bag!" File this under "things only rock stars can get away with."
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Christina Aguilera’s status as the hottest pop icon of the past decade might be up for debate, but you gotta admit, her impersonation skills are legendary!
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While we finally have a LEGO store here in the Philippines (it's in BGC!), we’re still light years away from having the LEGO heaven that is the Legoland Hotel in Florida. Key features include 152 LEGO brick-filled themed rooms (take your pick from Pirate, Kingdom, Adventure, and Lego Friends), LEGO-style sun loungers and floats in the pool, and Master Builder LEGO workshops guaranteed to unlock the Emmet within you. MUST. VISIT.
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Congratulations are in order for 94-year-old war vet Anthony Brutto, who finally got his diploma from West Virginia University after a whopping 76-year delay. He has no plans of getting a Master’s Degree right now, but hey, living it up at 94 is already quite a feat!
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The MMDA has launched "Friend Trip," a carpooling app that encourages riding with your Facebook friends to get to your destination in an attempt to solve Metro Manila’s traffic problem. You think this will work?
New Zealand recently held a contest for its citizens to redesign their national flag, and some of the submissions are hilarious. Laser-firing kiwis, anyone?
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Here's something you won't see in online job databases: Saudi Arabia is looking for eight executioners to amputate or execute prisoners. For more details, look for the listings in the Saudi Arabia Civil Service Ministry website’s “religious jobs” section.
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