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Feb 23, 2015
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The 87th Academy Awards promised a night full of surprises, and that's exactly what it gave us!

There's Birdman unexpectedly beating heavy favorite Boyhood for Best Picture, Best Supporting Actress winner (for Boyhood) Patricia Arquette talking about women's wages during her acceptance speech, Neil Patrick Harris hosting a portion of the show in tighty whities, and the boys of Lonely Island performing "Everything Is Awesome" with Batman, just to name a few.

Press play on the video below to see the whole thing:


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There is, however, one important category the producers failed to include in the telecast: the Academy Award for Best Cleavage. Good thing we were able to get a hold of the Oscar envelope that contains the name of this year's winner... So, yay!

But first, here are the nominees:


Zoe Saldana,
who looks hot even as an avatar or a space alien...

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Jenna Dewan-Tatum, whose cleavage makes our manoys want to Step Up...

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Chrissy Teigen, whose cleavage you might consider as John Legend's lucky charms...

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Margot Robbie, who should've gotten an Oscar nod for baring her goods in The Wolf of Wall Street...

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Jessica Chastain, who gave us "more than just good acting" in Lawless...

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Rita Ora, who happens to be Britain's answer to Rihanna...

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Kerry Washington, whose post-baby figure looks even better than her pre-baby body...

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Dakota Johnson,
who confidently showcased her "acting chops" in Fifty Shades of Grey...

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Nicole Kidman, who is no stranger to cleavage-baring dresses...

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Jennifer Lopez, who brought her world-famous "Golden Globes" to the Oscars...

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And Jennifer Aniston, who, according to Adam Sandler, "shocks people with her sneaky hot body."

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And the Oscar for Best Cleavage goes to...

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Sofia Vergara! The Modern Family actress actually skipped the ceremony, but her appearance at the Vanity Fair Oscar party the night before was more than enough for the Academy to give her the vote.

We mean, look:

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Congratulations on your "Oscar," Sofia!

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