Man, social media is feasting on some of our country's most influential figures more than ever. We've all seen, heard, and read the recent misfortunes surrounding Chito Miranda and girlfriend Neri Naig, businesswoman Janet-Lim Napoles and her daughter Jeane, and controversial celebs Billy Crawford and Sarah Lahbati, among others.
But just when you thought these folks already have it real bad, the world just keeps adding fuel to the fire they're currently burning in. In the past 48 hours, we found out that...
...That in the midst of the Chito Miranda-Neri Naig video scandal, a kid named Alfonso Yanga Miranda is claiming on Facebook that he's actually Chito's son and that he's the one who stole the hard drive containing the sex video for all the world to see, because he wants to ruin his dad's reputation
...That in the midst of Sarah Lahbati's European escapade and legal battle against GMA-7 executives, a reliable source close to the Gutierrez family revealed just a few days ago that the real reason Sarah left for Switzerland was to give birth to her baby with Richard Gutierrez, which allegedly happened last April
...That in the midst of Billy Crawford's breakup with long-time girlfriend Nikki Gil, rumors are now circulating that the real reason Billy called it off was because he had an alleged hook-up with Andi Eigenmann, and that the actress is forcing him to come clean in public
...That in the midst of the Janet-Lim Napoles pork barrel scandal and the controversy surrounding her daughter Jeane's extremely lavish lifestyle and properties abroad, their lawyer Lorna Kapunan is now suing two news organizations (Philippine Daily Inquirer and Rappler) for allegedly printing false stories about them
...That in the midst of P-Noy's recent tirade against Ruffy Biazon and other Bureau of Customs officials brought upon the agency's alleged "padrino system," Deputy Customs Commissioner for Intelligence Danilo Lim has pushed through with his resignation, which the president finally accepted today
Guys, one scandal at a time, please!
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