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A couple had two little boys, aged eight and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The kids were always getting into trouble that if any mischief occurred in their town, they were in some way involved. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she and her husband decided to send the kids to him.

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The eight-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?” The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, “WHERE IS GOD?” At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming himself in his closet.

His older brother followed him into the closet and said, “What happened?” The younger brother replied, “We are in big trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!”
Ernesto Santos Jr., by email


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