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Feb 21, 2015
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You've met Lola Pina a.k.a. the funniest grandma in Pinoy web, now you're about to meet another senior citizen who will blow your mind (albeit for a very different reason).

Meet Marie Calvert, a 63-year-old grandma whoget thishas already had sex with around 3,000 men!

Okay, bro, you can pick up your jaw now.

Here she is, smiling playfully while caressing a long metal pole:

Marie CalvertImage via The Guardian

Before you say that she's just a lonely person trying to fill a, uhm, hole in her life by sleeping with a whopping number of men, Lola Marie has, in fact, been married for 44 years! That in itself is already quite a feat!

She divulged all these eye-popping facts during an interview with The Guardian. In an interesting twist, her erotic adventures may have started because of her husband, Barry. According to the interview, Barry came home one day with a magazine about swinging (a lifestyle where those in a relationship agree to sleep with other partners as a social activity) which later proved to be the proverbial spark.

"But I kept looking at the mag and imagining how fun it might be. Eventually I told him we should give it a go," Marie said. She was only 28 when she got the mag. By our calculations, she's had an average of over 85 sexual partners per year ever since. Whoa! That's waaay more action than most of us will get in a lifetime!

GIF via Dukeofbookingham

Don't feel sorry for Lolo Barry, though; this is a mutual agreement and he himself is part of the swingin', too. "We became committed swingers, spending weekends meeting up with couples or going to parties to swap partners," Marie said.

What's most important though is that their unusual arrangement boosted their relationship and added more excitement to their life, which was their main goal in the first place. To make things more convenient, the two set up a swingers' club in Sheffield, England 18 years ago. Called the La Chambre, it gave them the opportunity to work and focus on their passion as well (the latter happens after working hours because work and sex don't mix, even for the two master swingers). #LivingTheLife

Marie CalvertImage via Mirror.co.uk

Lola Marie still has the same sex drive but she admits she's slowing down. "I had only three lovers last year. I still have the same sex drive but I’m more relaxed now. I’m not someone who’s ever going to dress like a woman half her age just to get attention." The main reason? Nope, not age but her two grandchildren. With kids in the picture, who has the time and energy, right?

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Not that we're promoting polygamy but, c'mon, don't you feel happy for her?

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