Shout out to all our young readers (18 and above only!) who went back to school this month!
We're not gonna lie: There are days when we find ourselves longing for the campus life. Nothing beats engaging in idiotic banters, senseless punchlines, and mean-ass conversational stumpers, which we found out is not totally okay when done in an office setting (unless you don't mind being dubbed as the office retard). Really, brah, shady words such as boldyak and baktol aren't as benta with Ma'm Anita and Sir Felipe sitting in the next cubicle.
So, instead of freaking out our older colleagues, we often resort to writing our fondest memories of lingual fun in a piece of paper. What you're seeing below, sirs and madams, are all the shitty things we used to say and hear in school (Caution: NSFW). Try one of these for size and see where it gets you.
Students, enjoy that filthy mouth while it lasts!
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