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Start your year with an unlucky tree-hugger, a witty parishioner and other crackpot characters

Dec 30, 2010
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A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighborhood and takes it to the police station. The desk sergeant asks, “Why don’t you just take it to the zoo?” The next day, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street with the sheep. “I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo,” says the sergeant. “I know what you told me,” the guy responds. “Yesterday I took him to the zoo. Today I’m taking him to the movies.”
Ernesto Santos Jr., by email

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