FHM Nation, keep a close eye on Janet Lim-Napoles as she finally appears in front of the Senate Blue Ribbon committee tomorrow. Intense 'to, men!
Expect verbal fireworks, lots of 'em. Napoles is expected to be berated with questions pertaining to her suspected involvement in the anomalous use of the Priority Development Assistance Fund (PDAF), her alleged dummy Non-Government Organizations, and her highly questionable fortune. Gisa kung gisa!
We know this is a very serious matter and we are one with the Filipino Nation in wishing that truth be unveiled, but is it okay if we poke fun at the whole situation before the shit hits the fan?
Below is a fictional sneak peek at how the line of questioning may go down—injected with some satirical flavor, of course! Scroll down to proceed!
NEXT: It only gets worse (and painfully funnier) from here
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