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Jul 24, 2013
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Congratulations, William and Kate: It's a newborn prince! Yesterday, July 23, the world welcomed the newest addition to the British Royal Family and the future heir to England's throne. Palace officials have confirmed the arrival of His Royal Highness the Prince of Cambridge, born at St. Mary's Hospital, the same place that tended to the late Princess Diana when she gave birth to Prince William 30 years ago.

"We could not be happier," says Prince William. "We would like to thank the staff at the Lindo Wing and the whole hospital for the tremendous care the three of us have received. We know it's been a very busy period for the hospital and we would like to thank everyone—staff, patients, and visitors—for their understanding during this time." The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have yet to name their newborn, but it may be a toss up between George, James, Alexander, Charles, and a couple other royal-sounding handles.

Your Baby Highness, since you are William and Kate's first born child, we hope you know the many grand things that await you when you come of age. But just to give you an idea, below are a list of things** you will be entitled to:

**We love the Royal Family and this is by no means an attempt to put 'em down. Peace!


Royal Baby                      But you're gonna have to wait three generations. Your great granny just won't let go!


Royal Baby                                                                              "Good evening, gov-nah!"


Royal Baby                                                   Now go play with 'em like your own living G.I. Joes!

NEXT: It's all downhill from here


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