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Feb 11, 2015
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Here's further proof that our misplaced manyakol tendencies will get us nowhere: A bunch of inmates reportedly escaped from a prison in Brazil after their guards were seduced and drugged by a couple of women dressed in provocative costumes.


Video via CNN

The WTF incident happened at the Nova Mutum Public Jail in Central Brazil last week. According to reports, two women showed up at the prison and seduced at least two guards while wearing this:

kinky prison breakImage via Reporter MT

Thanks to the power of their kinky police dominatrix costume, the women were able to convince the prison guards to let them in and participate in an orgy. Obviously horny, the guards agreed but instead of getting down and dirty with the seductresses, they were drugged (via spiked whisky) and then handcuffed. The end result? At least 26 inmates escaped.

The drugged prison guards were found by the police the next morning groggy, handcuffed, almost naked, and with little recollection of the embarrassing (and potentially dangerous) thing that happened. Reads like our worst hangover ever, minus the handcuffs.

Aside from escaping, the inmates also took firearms and ammunition from the prison...as well as the prison guards' dignity, as you can see below:

kinky prison breakImage via Reporter MT

Seriously, how could they think that nothing's up when women wearing kinky police costume suddenly show up and ask them to take part in an orgy? That's the stuff of porn movies, not real life, right?

Eleven of the prisoners were recaptured over the weekend while police are on the lookout for the remaining 15. As for the guards, they were arrested together with the prison director who was found to be literally sleeping on the job while the breakout happened. Here's to hoping they'll learn their lesson.

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