As expected, the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey is a big commercial success. According to Box Office Mojo, the film has already earned a whopping $265 million worldwide, and is on pace to double its earnings before the end of its theatrical run.
In hindsight, there's a good reason why Fifty Shades did really well in the Philippines (even though we think it kinda sucks)—no other film resonates with us more than this BDSM movie. The steamy dialogue, in particular, is surprisingly very...third world. No wonder Pinoy netizens were able to come up with the hashtag #MNL50ShadesOfGrey, which pretty much describes what the film would be like if it was set in Manila.
Scroll down to see some of the funniest #MNL50ShadesOfGrey posts on Twitter!
He readied his body. He assumed a dominating position. Then he thrust himself inside. Sa wakas. Nakasakay na rin sa MRT. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Jan Maykel (@JanSnow_) February 17, 2015
From behind, he gently blindfolds her. Then with a firm & sudden grip on the knot, he whispered: "Pin the donkey" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Dawn Zulueta (@DawnZpost) February 14, 2015
"Please stop," she whispered. But he readied himself and stroked its length. And started another song on the videoke. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Mrs Unlawyer (@mrsunlawyer) February 14, 2015
"Lower, please, make it lower," she moaned, begging. Then she opened her Meralco bill. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Mrs Unlawyer (@mrsunlawyer) February 17, 2015
"Take it. Take all of it." I was powerless to refuse. I took it all. My car reeked of sampaguita for weeks. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Marcelle Fabie (@mistervader) February 14, 2015
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" She cried out. But she lied. Traffic sa EDSA. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Marcelle Fabie (@mistervader) February 14, 2015
He runs his fingers around my nape of my neck,winds my ponytail around his wrist and whispered "HOLDUP TO" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Yeeyee_05 (@Yeeyee_05) February 14, 2015
"I still want more," I whisper. "I know," he says as he signals to the Mang Inasal crew for more rice. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— J Pepe (@jmrxcx) February 14, 2015
His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place. "Teh, anong gupit?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Angelo Perez (@MrGeloPerez) February 17, 2015
"Laters, Baby." "Present!" "Legaspi, Christina." "Present po!" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— J Pepe (@jmrxcx) February 14, 2015
She gasped loudly & arched her back slightly, panting and straining... as she struggled to pull up her skinny jeans. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— chicprotagonist (@chicprotagonist) February 14, 2015
She tried not to let her fingers touch his, holding back as much as she could in this cramped space. "Mama, bayad o." #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Mrs Unlawyer (@mrsunlawyer) February 14, 2015
"He hold my hand. I'm nervous. With his husky voice, he whispered in my ears: "Open-minded ka ba sa networking?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey"— Aleen Stone ツ (@AleenAngNaiba) February 18, 2015
I gave in. Our bodies, stroking. Skin, touching. Our sweat, rubbing. I bolted out as soon as it stopped. "Ayala Station" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Robin Barlis (@MrBolice) February 18, 2015
"Don't stop, don't stop, please don't stop," she panted, gripping tighter. No use. The MRT got stuck in the middle again. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Mrs Unlawyer (@mrsunlawyer) February 18, 2015
"Keep still" He said. "We're going to have to work on keeping you still, baby" Then he started threading my eyebrows..😏 #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Khumi France Sestina (@kfrancesestina) February 18, 2015
He pumped faster, harder, knowing he was almost there. "Last na timba na to 'di ba?" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— ken mayoca (@kenjubs) February 18, 2015
"He tied her to a chair and as he puts the blindfold on her, he gently whispers, "Resorts World Manilaaaaa" #MNL50ShadesOfGrey""— Katrina Lustre (@kaligalig) February 18, 2015
Push it, push it harder! I knew then that it was time to replace the remote control. #MNL50ShadesOfGrey— Jego Ragragio (@raggster) February 16, 2015
Japanese pro-eater Takeru Kobayashi added more world records to his resume
This particular incident crossed the line #JusticeForKian
Extra rice, please!
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