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Jan 23, 2014
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Repapips, rejoice.

Hard data now proves what we've secretly known all along: Filipinos really, really, really like porn. In a report by gmanetwork.com, (and radio DJ Mo Twister), porn site pornhub.com has released their data regarding the usage rate and porn viewing habits of Filipinos. As it turns out, we're one of the most voracious in the world!

The findings report that:

"In 2013, the Philippines ranked 26th in worldwide traffic to Pornhub, but interestingly they ranked a solid 15th for visitors using mobile devices. That's quite a significant difference!"

"It would appear that most Filipinos are night owls as the number of visitors increases between the hours of 11 p.m. and 1 a.m. Nothing like winding down before going to bed."

"On average, Filipinos will visit around nine pages in 13 minutes. Now that's stamina! In fact, it's one of the longest average visit durations we've tracked."


All we know is Matthew McConaughey will be proud:

                              

We don't know about you; we're just happy Pinoys rank the longest in something that's related to sex. (And yes, we're making a dick joke.)

As for what Pinoys like to look at, the result might not surprise you: Pinay women and, apparently, a lot of Japanese AV idols.

Like this girl perhaps that some of you may recognize (mamatay na ang hindi aaming kilala niya ito!):

We've all done a lot to reach the top, and we aren't about to let that position go. To help you with that, below are a bunch of quick, practical tips to make sure your porn browsing experience goes as smoothly as possible! 


1) Stream don't download


Before, we hid our private files deep within secret folders, and be done with it. Now, operating systems such as Android, Windows, and IOS are smarter: They can now easily locate image and video file types with ease.

The solution: Don't keep your porn in the computer in the first place. Porn is online, and you can keep it there by merely streaming it.


2) Clear history

Here's a tip that every man who has touched the Internet is already a master of: clearing the browser's history. We take the advice one notch higher however and remind you to remember to clear the browser's "search history" so that it won't suggest things like "hot Japanese cuties" to your girlfriend/missus.


3) Go incognito


Browsers today give you the option to browse the web without keeping track of where you've been. In this case, we mean porn sites. Our tip: make use of them, and browse porn like a sex-starved thief in the night!


4) Rename files

Another way of keeping files hidden is by renaming the files, including the file extension. So instead of keeping "sexy.jpg" in the Windows system folder, rename it to sexy.dat. That way, your device will not be able to crawl for it and put it in its archive.

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5) Use file secrecy apps

If the renaming process sounds tedious, you can just download file secrecy apps for your iPhone or Android. These apps let you create folders that no one can access without a secret code. For IOS, we suggest Best Secret Folder, while for Android, you can download Folder Lock.


6) Factory Reset before disposing your phone

If you don't want to become the next great sex scandal or Mang Kanor, do not ever forget to do a complete memory wipe of your phone before selling or disposing it. This is especially true for those who like shooting what we call "super indie sex films."


7) Avoid "Porn Arm" at all costs

No matter what happens, don't let this happen to you:

                         


Balanse lang tol!

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