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Mar 20, 2014
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There are two things that we love in this world: burgers and Yakult. What a drink, that Yakult is.

Okay, maybe a little bit of porn, too! Okay not a little bit. A lot. We like porn.

So it probably comes as no surprise to you that we love this new website we stumbled upon today: pornburger.me.

Say it out loud and tell us it doesn't send shivers down your spine.

What exactly is it? It's both a burger addict's dream and nightmare come true. It's one man's attempt to create a crazy burger fit for a meat-eating mammoth every week, complete with pictures that make our mouth water as much as Jenna Haze and Maria Ozawa COMBINED can do. The site also tells us what things went into the burger stack of the week.

It's a dream because it makes us instantly hungry. It's a nightmare because we probably won't be able to taste these burgers unless we prepare them ourselves—highly unlikely given our batugan-ness.

Until we get over that, hanggang takaw-mata na lang muna tayo, guys. Check out five of our favorites below!




Our reaction: We don't know how to make "bone marrow poutine sauce" but we sure do want it!




Our reaction: What's better than regular mac and cheese? Why, fried mac and cheese used to sandwich a patty that's made out of lobster meat, that's what!




Our reaction: Ano yang nasa gilid? Kwek-kwek?




Our reaction: The gravy spilling at the sides and the egg up top has us slobbering like a beast.




Our reaction: That fat patty and the potato chips encrusting the buns have inspired us enough. One day, we'll make one of these designer burgers.


For more of these sinful creations, go to pornburgers.me.

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