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Dec 1, 2015
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Supporters of presidential aspirant Rodrigo "Rody" Duterte gathered in Bonifacio Global City in Taguig last Sunday, November 29, for "MAD (Musicians and Artists for Duterte) for Change." Originally organized to persuade the Davao mayor to run for president, the event became an impromptu Miting de Avance instead since Duterte has already confirmed his candidacy.

Manong Digong wasted no time at all discussing his plans for the country and, erm, his love for women and sex in his usual uncensored manner. The things he said might be controversial, but it's actually refreshing to see a candidate be this open about matters that other candidates will usually pay hush-money for.

Love him or hate him, Duterte remains a brazen character who is testing every thinking Filipino's idea of the ideal political leader. With Duterte, at least voters know exactly what they're getting, and won't have to laboriously wade through smoke and mirrors that other candidates are wont to put up. Based on his speech, this is the kind of man that Duterte is:

1)   DUTERTE'S A WOMANIZER

He said: "Kung sabihin ninyo, 'Ano bang credentials mo? Ano bang ipapakita mo sa Pilipinas, Duterte? Balita namin babaero ka.' Tama. Tama talaga!

May asawa ako, may pangalawang asawa ako. Tapos may dalawa pa akong girlfriends. Gusto niyo ako maging presidente? Dapat niyo malaman ang pagkatao ko para wala akong itatago.

Pero I assure you, hindi ito nabubuhay sa pera ng gobyerno. Hindi sa DAP (Disbursement Acceleration Program). Simple lang itong mga babaeng ito. Hindi sila nabubuhay sa pera ng Siyudad ng Davao."


2)   DUTERTE USES VIAGRA

He said: "Nung bata pa ako, (nag che-check-in ako) overnight. Medyo magastos 'yun. Every three hours kuwentada ng mga p*tang inang motel na 'to. Pero noong matanda na ako, short time na lang kasi napaka-short na talaga ang panahon ko. Pagkatapos ng isang kilat 'yun na 'yun. No more. Kung walang viagra, hirap pa."


3)   DUTERTE HAS A HEAVY-HANDED SENSE OF JUSTICE—IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT YET

He said: "Yung mga kriminal, sinabi ko na sa inyo, pag ako ang naging Presidente ng Pilipinas, mag bigti na kayo o talagang papatayin ko kayo. Hindi ako nag bibiro.

Kung anong ginawa niyo sa biktima niyo, ganyan din gagawin ko sa inyo."


4)   DUTERTE'S COURAGE MIGHT BE STEMMING FROM THE FACT THAT HE ISN'T HIDING ANYTHING

He said: "Putang inang korupsyon ito. Malakas ang loob ko diyan kasi wala ka talagang makita sa akin."

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5)   DUTERTE IS ABOUT TO MAKE FUNERAL PARLORS A LOT OF MONEY

He said: "Kayong mga nag-iisip ng negosyo, hold niyo muna kasi the enterprises here are very tight na. Puno na. Wala ka ng makitang opportunity where you can really use the money. Pero pag nag presidente ako, mag-invest na kayo. Huwag high-end. 'Yung low-end lang (tulad ng) punerarya. Ang police at military ang magbibigay ng pagkakakitaan niyo."


6)   DUTERTE THINKS IT'S ILLOGICAL TO DRESS A DECEASED PERSON IN FORMAL GARB; INSTEAD, DRESS THEM UP IN PAJAMAS, HE SAYS

He said: "Sinabi ko sa asawa ko 'Pag ako ang namatay huwag mo akong lagyan ng barong. Alam mo naman nakakatihan ako at hindi ako at ease.'

Kayo ba, bakit niyo lalagyan ng Americana o Barong? Matutulog na 'yan forever. Bilihan mo ng pajama na maganda. Lalagyan mo ng Americana, eh di parang buwang.

Hindi ako nag papatawa. Lagyan mo ng pajama na maganda. Labhan mo naman. Tapos lagyan mo ng unan para pustorado."

For the complete speech, watch the video below (Jump to 4:32:43):

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