Time for your weekly dose of man knowledge, gents! We’ve got the scoop on the coolest things around the net from the past few days, like a former Pinoy rock icon going the super holy route, a sex-ed TV show that you’ll actually want to watch, a kinky tid-bit about Emilia Clarke a.k.a. Daenerys Targaryen, and a dream come true for Pinoy MMA fans!
Read on to know all about ‘em in this week's edition of The 15 Things A Man Must Know This Week!
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We’ve been waiting eagerly for a sequel ever since the final credits of The Incredibles rolled when we watched it in theaters waaaay back in 2004, so you can imagine how excited we were when we learned that director Brad Bird will be helming the superhero cartoon’s part two. FINALLY!
You wanna feel old? Check out this kid’s reaction to a pay phone. Can you feel the wrinkles forming?
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Believe it or not, UFC champ Ronda Rousey has absolutely zero luck in the Tinder dating department. All her friends are getting laid after a few swipes, but she’s really not getting any even after signing up under a fake name. "The only person I’m making out with is my dog," she lamented. Ah, the downsides of being a UFC champ…
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We’ve concluded that Josett Latrice, the owner of the fantastic butt that earned LeBron James’ Instagram approval, has a more than satisfactory booty. On the other hand, Josett thinks it’s "a sign from God" to quit vet school and focus on modeling. Because apparently, God would rather she show off her booty than save animals. Yup.
Legendary rocker Mike Hanopol is permanently leaving his Juan de la Cruz Band lifestyle to become—of all things—the first ever Filipino Jewish rabbi. From Titser’s Enemy No. 1 to seriously holier-than-thou: you gotta admit, that’s quite a career change!
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Gab Valenciano caused quite a stir by showing off his killer dance moves in "Crazy Youngsters," which is part of the Pitch Perfect 2 music video. Like father, like son!
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Well guess what, Emilia Clarke AKA Daenerys Targaryen’s totally open to threesomes. The catch: it has to be with Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum. "They said, 'We call each other "moon of my life" and "my sun and stars" and all that.' And I was like, 'I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You're both beautiful, even just a hug.'" Dammit, Channing, you are one lucky sumbitch!
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While we’re struggling to have proper sex ed taught in schools in the Philippines, our friends from Norway get to watch a freakin' state-funded sex ed TV show. It’s called Newton, and it stars a lovely chick named Line Jansrud, who runs audiences through topics like masturbation, making out (with a tomato), and dealing with (vacuum cleaner-induced) hickeys. Looks like we’ve got a new series to marathon…
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Oh, you can play the guitar and the piano and the drums? That’s nice. But can you play them (plus five other instruments) all at once? Answer: You can’t. Unless you’re some sort of superhuman ingénue from outer space. In that case, feel free to send us proof!
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We’re pretty sure your girlfriend loves Diane Kruger, and in case you can’t get the hype over this German model-actress/real-life Helen of Troy, we’re sure this topless shot of hers (in just her bikini bottoms) will make you change your mind. Talk about launching a thousand ships!
Tiger Woods may not be the sports world’s favorite person right now (that’s what you get for cheating), but the letter he sent to a bullied teen hit us right in the feels. Pass the tissues, please.
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In case you’re tempted to fall asleep during morning meetings (especially in very important ones), what Kim Jong Un did to his sleepy Defense Chief will jolt you awake: he had the poor guy executed using an anti-aircraft gun (a gun used to shoot AIRPLANES) in front of hundreds of what we’re willing to bet are pretty traumatized North Korean folks. No wonder they were all scared of showing The Interview.
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Porn company Brazzers is offering Adrianne Lewis, the girl who owns what looks like the world’s longest tongue, a highly coveted spot in their stable. After all, why stick with licking elbows when you can lick, er, other body parts, right?
Pinoy fight fans, are you ready?! Tomorrow night at 7 p.m., the Mall of Asia Arena will play host to UFC Manila which will serve no less than 12 matches highlighted by the main event bout between lightweight champion and current No. 1-ranked featherweight mixed martial artist Frankie "The Answer" Edgar and fellow American Urijah "The California Kid" Faber. This is event is a first locally so, if you want to be part of history and witness epic bakbakan, then we advice joining us! See you there?
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