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Mar 20, 2015
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The 15 things a man should know this week

A shitty airplane situation, a load of Kim K nudies, and the scary-powerful guy in Pia Wurtzbach’s life—all that and so much more in this week’s dose of crucial man knowledge!

Read on, repapips!


File this neat beer-opening trick under "Things-You-Could-Do-To-Impress-Your-Friends-Provided-You-Do-It-Properly":

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A British Airways flight to Dubai went back to London 30 minutes into the trip because an incredibly stinky poop chose to make its presence known to the whole plane. That’s a pretty shitty situation, eh?

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Do you remember those noises the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park made while in the kitchen? Well, guess what: You were actually hearing the sounds of hot tortoise sex. Childhood. Ruined.


Video via Julian Kozel


We hope you’ll never be as drunk as this dude who somehow forgot how legs are supposed to work. Oh, who are we kidding: We’ve all been there, but at least our friends weren’t shitty enough to get it on cam!


Video via 523irish


Facebook has updated its community standards to explicitly ban photos of nude butts and standard issue female boobs with nipples. It’s a sucky situation whether you’re a boob or butt guy.

15 things march 20GIF via Imgace.com


While on the topic of banned photos, taking underboob selfies in Thailand could now land you five years in jail. Yep, that’s coming from the land famed for its "ping pong" shows.

15 things march 20GIF via Dev.dota2.com


Not gonna lie, the supposed Pia Wurtzbach-Noynoy Aquino loveteam is pretty difficult to stomach. WHY?!?!

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Believe it or not, Arnold Schwarzenegger was apprehended by the Aussie police for, of all things, not wearing a helmet while riding a bike. The Terminator managed to charm his way out of any punishment, leaving only with instructions to buy a helmet, stat. GET TO DA BIKE STORE!!!

15 things march 20Image via Mashable.com


A Chinese father and son duo are raking in the big bucks by creating giant replicas of Transformers robots. Bonding with your erpats, done right!

15 things march 20Image via Dailymail.co.uk


We don’t know where we should start with this chick making sparks fly out from her crotch on TV, so we’ll just put it out here for your enjoyment. You’re welcome!

15 things march 20Image via Brobible.com


Ateneo de Manila High School will be accepting both girls and boys for Grade 11 starting at school year 2016-2017. Wow. "Why didn’t they do this when we were in high school?!" asked Ateneo alumni.

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15 things march 20GIF via Goodreads.com


Robert Downey Jr. proved he’s a real-life superhero by delivering a bionic limb (just like Iron Man’s!), straight from "Stark Industries," to a seven-year-old boy with a partially developed right arm. Lucky kid and YOU DA MAN, RDJ!


Video via officevideos


If your hot girlfriend goes on a vacation to Miami with her friends and leaves you behind, what would you do? For 25-year-old guy Azel Prather Jr., the answer was obvious: fly there to be with her, "staying wherever she lays her head, eating whatever she eats, and overseeing all parties and fun activity for the duration of the trip." Because, you know, that’s what you do when you "have a great thing going." He reached his goal, by the way.

15 things march 20Image via Gofundme.com


ICYMI: Kanye West just tweeted a lot of nudes of his wife Kim Kardashian to his 11.7 million followers. What are you waiting for?

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Introducing Haylie Noire, a "lingerie freak/fitness addict/Frenchie" who has one of the hottest Instagram accounts we’ve ever had the pleasure of laying our eyes on. Consider your day made.

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