Cinderella boobs, a sanitary gel for your privates, and the latest scoop on Pink Ranger, our first love—that’s just a teaser of the very important stuff you have to know this week! Get reading, gents!
When one guy watched his coworker’s plant for four days, he really went all out to ensure that his leafy ward will have a blast in his company. He brought the lucky philodendron to parks, played foosball with it, and even taught the plant to drive. That thing's bound to have a bad case of vacation hangover.
Photo via boredpanda.com
In case you need to add some nail-biting suspense to your day: Watch this young elephant fend off 14 hungry lions in Zambia. The elephant, which has been reunited with his herd, is now fittingly named Hercules.
Video via Norman Carr Safaris
Here’s another admirable feat of bravery: A young man from Syria willingly ran into a swarm of bullets just to rescue a girl trapped behind a car. And the amazing part is they both survived. That’s our boy!
Video via ShaamNetwork S.N.N.
If you’re even just a little curious about how your girlfriend’s going to look like with bigger boobs, maybe you can persuade her to try out New York plastic surgeon Norman Rowe’s “Insta Breast” procedure, which can give a girl bigger boobs for 24 hours. It’s like the boob version of Cinderella!
Video via The Watercooler
The holiday season’s a great excuse to get yourself some fresh new clothes. We dig the classy threads at Maldita Men, which recently got Luis Manzano as its endorser. The fact that Nikki Gil is the face of the brand’s women’s line helps, too.
If you ever feel a pressing need to keep your junk “clean and fresh” at all times, we’ve found the product for you: ToppCock Silver is “a leave-on gel containing real silver nanoparticles, tea tree oil, and aloe vera” which sort of acts like a non-sticky hand sanitizer for your privates. Get it for only P185!
Photo via toppcock.com
Joseph Smith, the founder of the Mormon church, has got to be the bro-est bro of all bros: the man had “as many as 40 wives, including some who were already married and one as young as 14 years old.” That’ a very cushy job perk, don’t you think?
Photo via mormonnewsroom.org
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