British makeup artist Jordan James only has one wish: to look like his idol, Kim Kardashian. So he spent $150,000 on cosmetic procedures over the course of four years including lip and cheek fillers, laser hair removal, lip-filling Botox, and eyebrow tattoos.
Fortunately, the 23-year-old man (?) receives discounts for being a frequent visitor at the clinics.
Unfortunately, the 23-year-old man ended up looking more like a more pouty, more fab version of Dr. Evil than The Woman Who Attempted To Break The Internet.
We mean, check out his #MakeUpTransformation:
Images via Jordan James' Instagram page
Image via Jordan James' Instagram page
One hundred fifty thousand dollars is a lot of money to spend to look like Kim, but based on his current photos, maybe he needs to spend...
Or maybe just ask advice from this guy:
Ang 'Patay Na Si Hesus' ay salamin ng pamilyang Pilipino
Let's work on the premise that The King waives his no-trade clause
A short history of deadly, demonic toys
You might already have it on your bathroom shelf
Don't fork out that cold cash just yet