Sexy trumps super typhoons any day of the week, and that, dear readers, is the cold, hard, naked truth. Hurray!
#MarioPH's party-pooping ways almost cost Bench a goddamn denim + underwear fashion show, but #TheNakedTruth finally pushed through at the SM Mall of Asia Arena yesterday evening, September 20, and we weren't going to miss it for the world.
Scroll down to see the 12 sexiest moments from the event! Don't worry; no boys in bikini briefs here!
The one where we wish Marian Rivera wore this revealing pink swimsuit at the FHM 100 Sexiest Women Victory Party instead. Girls and bekis will always talk about Jake Cuenca's tushie, but this...this is our version of that.
The one where Kim Chiu has us all feeling weird and confused, thanks to that midriff-baring top. Dirty thoughts, please go away!
The one where Solenn Heussaff shows us why a second FHM cover shoot with her must take place soon. We didn't even notice that she was accompanied by a bunch of schlong-toting male models! Oh, wait, now we do.
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