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May 18, 2015
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Here's something you don't get to see everyday: An elderly man was recently kicked out of a nursing home in Philadelphia after the institution's administrator found aget thisprostitute hiding under his bed!

We think this GIF is (in)appropriate now.

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According to County Chief Financial Officer Uri Monson, the elderly man, who is in his early '70s, was "a more mobile gentleman" who often went on booze runs outside the nursing home. Apparently, he was able to buy and sell alcohol to his fellow residents at a profit, and used the cash to do something you won't expect your lolo to do: hire prostitutes.

It gets worse for him. Since the elderly man (his and the nursing home's names are being withheld) was evicted, he won't be getting any more support from the county if ever he gets accepted in another nursing home which means a big wrench to his boozin'-and-hookin' ways.

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Despite his actions, we're left impressed by the old man's, uhm, active lifestyle. Not only was he able to successfully fund his Rated-R needs, he actually had the physical energy to sustain it.

Now we're wishing we'll have even just half of his vitality when we're old and gray.

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