Two friends, John and Stu, are talking about Stu’s new motorcycle.
John: Wow dude! Where did you get that great motorcycle?
Stu: I was minding my own business, when suddenly a gorgeous woman rode up on this Harley Davidson Iron 883, jumped off of it, threw the bike on the ground, tore off her clothes and said, “Take what you want!”
John: (nodding in approval) Good choice dude, the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you.
Jude Rosit, by email
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