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Jan 12, 2016
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Are you currently hunting for a job? Or maybe looking for another career that can revitalize your passion for life? Do you prefer working in an environment surrounded by a lot of gorgeous Japanese girls? Then bro, we might have some good news for you.

Apparently, the Japanese porn industry is presently (and badly) in need of Asian male actors who would be willing to participate in filming adult videos. The scarcity is so bad that popular Japanese porn stars are now sending out SOS messages in social media to get help and relieve them of their "hard life."

In August 2014, Japanese porn actor Shimiken—also dubbed as the Japanese King of Porn—sent out a tweet that describes the current status of the porn industry in the Land of the Rising Sun.

Better translated, here's what the 35-year-old porn star had to say, according to the New York Daily News:

In this industry, there are only 70 male porn stars to 10,000 women. The number of male porn stars in Japan is less than that of Bengal tigers,” he wrote. “With 4,000 new films every month, the number of male actors simply isn’t enough. This industry is like a hole in the wall that needs to get bigger!

A ratio of 70 male actors to 10,000 female porn stars? Now, that's really an alarming difference! And take note, they're also producing thousands of adult films every month. We bet even Totoy Mola would scream for help.


Above: The harderst working man in Japanese porn, Shimiken

In an interview with Details Magazine, Shimiken shared that he had bedded over 7,500 girls in his 19-year AV career. Because of this deficit, production houses require him to film 21 different sex films a week. A dream job for some? Well, not really. Judging by the numbers alone, you can easily tell that it's definitely exhausting, and would suck the life out of you.

So gents, if you're confident enough and believe you have all the libido and endurance to help save the limping Japanese porn industry, then quit your jobs now, book a flight to Japan, and help Shimiken and his pals fill in the gaping hole.

After all, you'll be "working" with girls looking as hot as this:

And this:

See you in Japan, folks!

[Editor's note: We're very, very sorry for all the puns.]

 

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