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Mar 6, 2015
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A YouTube fella by the name of Joe Weller has done something that Chris Brown, Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather Jr. have all failed to do: beat up a girl and get away with it (albeit, you know, this one's just for fun).

In his video, Joe performs a litany of the WWE's most famous finishers from Randy Orton's "RKO" to The Undertaker's "Tombstone" off a diving board and into a pool. When we were kids, we'd do these to our poor, younger bros. Joe opted to do it to a girl (and later in the vid, girls.)

Two things got us raising our thumbs: the exquisitely executed mimicry of the wrestling moves and the vocal track of real WWE commentating laid over the video perfectly.

Watch it here:


Video via Joe Weller

We know the warning says to not try those at home, but there's a good chance we won't be able to stop ourselves the moment we find a nice pool with a nice diving board.

Just don't blame us if your girlfriend breaks up with you because you performed an RKO-out-of-nowhere on her (or any of the other moves below)!


The Say-Goodbye-To-Your-Girlfriend Chokeslam:


The Pleasure Bomb:


The Bride Kidnapper:


The Butt Flattener:


The 69er:


Girls, do yourselves a favor and stay away from this Joe Weller guy around swimming pools!

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