I was on a plane ride to Cebu when I decided to join the in-flight “show me” game. The flight attendant said, “Show me your passport!” I quickly whipped it out from my girlfriend’s bag and waved it around. Unfortunately, I didn’t realize that my girlfriend’s sanitary napkin was caught between the pages. It flew out and hit another passenger as I raised it in my hand, nakahihiya! The person I hit said, “Next time ingat ha? Eto na yung napkin mo.”
Mickiboi, by email
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