Random video surfing is one of the things that this generation has become really quite adept at. So why the need for this TV-style Youtube guide? First of all, it's not a guide. It's really just a bunch of videos that our friends shared with us ("Pre, spottan mo to!"); some, we came across on Facebook ("Uy, mukhang okay 'to ah); and a few others, we clicked on due to sheer nothing-else-to-do-ness. So if you've got nothing to do, check them out so you'll have extra conversation fuel over the weekend!
1) Kobe Bryant vs Michael Jordan - Identical Plays
Release date: August 26, 2012
Brief summary: A nifty edit of Jordan and Kobe videos that show just how incredibly similar the two players' games and moves are. Yes, we all kinda knew that already, but this video provides concrete evidence.
Filed under: Great Sport Debates, Arguments on the Greatest Of All Time
Our favorite comment: "fuck i played 2k12. MJ - 99 overall. Kobe - 89 overall. nuff said!"
2) 11 Month Old Twins Dancing to Daddy's Guitar
Release date: August 8, 2012
Brief summary: These twins were eating their peas peacefully when daddy suddenly plays the guitar. They look at each other knowingly, as if to tell each other "That's our jam!" After which, they jiggy to it.
Filed under: Cute Videos You Forward to Girls, Babies Reacting Cutely To Music
Our favorite comment: "Awwwwwwwwww."
3) The Dolphin Jetpack
Release date: December 7, 2011
Brief summary: The best product demo ever. A Doctor Octopus-like contraption that blasts a stream of water to propel the user upwards, forward, and get this, like a dolphin!
Filed under: Things We Want, Gadgets Worth Robbing A Bank For
Our favorite comment: "FUCK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO SAID I WOULD NEVER BE A DOLPHIN!"
4) How to Draw a Cock
Release date: August 17, 2012
Brief summary: A well-edited video that uses scenes from the children's show Art Attack interspliced with clips that make it appear like the enthusiastic host is actually drawing a penis.
Filed under: Dick Jokes, Fun with Penises, Cock Attack
Our favorite comment: "LMFAO"
5) Old Spice Muscle Music featuring Terry Crews
Release date: August 28, 2012
Brief summary: Former NFL player, My Name Is Earl and White Chicks actor, Terry Crews, presents to you the most bombastic, loudest music video of the week—one that proves that muscle-bound dudes can still be really good with music.
Filed under: Old Spice Commercials, Workout Music, Terry Crews Awesomeness
Our favorite comment: "Possibly one of the greatest things I've ever seen."
6) PSY - GANGNAM STYLE
Release date: July 15, 2012
Brief summary: A K-Pop video featuring Korean Pop singer PSY and, yes, lots of shorts-wearing K-Pop girls doing comical dance moves including the "Horse Riding Dance," which has potential to be the next Dougie. Be scared, be very scared. 77 million views and counting. Oh, and be sure to check out the parody videos for extra Gangnam Style-related amusement!
Filed under: K-pop, Dance Craze Hits, Korean Baby Girls
Our favorite comment: "I WANT DAT ASS! 1:38"
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