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Jan 6, 2016
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When the word "friend zone" was added as an official entry in the Oxford Dictionary we realized that shit was getting real. But whether the word is being defined by an established source like Oxford, Urban Dictionary, or maybe a bitter friend, there are two things that we can truly agree on:

1) It sucks to be a victim of it.

2) It really, really sucks.

However, being "friend-zoned" isn't the worst thing that could ever happen to you. The folks at popular Filipino Facebook page Tambayan ni Berto have come up with 12 other (hilarious) relationship zones that are far, far sinister.

We pity the fool trapped under them.


1) When a girl only contacts you when none of her friends are available, you've been...


2) When a girl says "The best ka talaga, KUYA!" to you, you've been...


3) *coughs* Kim Chiu *coughs* Maja Salvador


4) When a girl only wants your body, you've been...


5) The bane of everyone's 21st Century existence

6) When a girl can sweet-talk you into doing anything she desires, you've been...


7) When a girl channels her inner John-Lloyd-In-One-More-Chance, you've been...


8) When a girl channels her inner Bea-Alonzo-in-One-More-Chance, you've been...


9) Otherwise known as Rodmanized

 
10) Even worse than the friend zone, because she doesn't even know you exist is the...


11) Karen Davila must love this one...


12) And the most masaklap of 'em all...


Don't lose hope, bro. Remember: There are men who have successfully escaped the friend zone. Keep at it, and dasal dasal na lang muna! #Almazoned.

 

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