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Feb 27, 2014
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 FHM's 28 Days Of Romansahan Day 25: 20 Worst Ways To End An LQ!

It’s our favorite time of the year—that’s aside from Christmas and the FHM 100 Sexiest Victory Party; okay, it’s our THIRD favorite time of the year! But who’s counting, right? What’s more important is it’s now February. The love month. The okay-lang-magwaldas-para-sa-date month. The only month men are allowed to be ultra-cheesy.

But do you have any idea HOW to be cheesy? Are you and your girlfriend/missus constantly bickering about your lack of romance? Do you attribute your singlehood to your lack of wooing skills? Well, we’re going to solve these all for you! FHM will be dishing out daily how-to-be-a-Don-Romantiko tips the whole month of February!

Gentlemen, welcome to FHM’s 28 Days Of Romansahan!


DAY 27: SEXY TIME LEVEL UP
 

On this 27th edition of FHM Romansahan, we'll be tackling the topic every one of you must have been waiting for since we started this series. Today, we talk about the ultimate form of romansa and the most wonderful three-lettered word in the world: S-E-X!

Prepare for a boatload of tips on how to spice up your lovemaking game up a notch and avoid being a boooorrrriing sexual partner.

First, we teach you the Bedroom Olympics:

Check out the positions below and learn how to bring out your inner athlete and go LeBron on your girl, dominating her in the sack with some pang-MVP bedroom moves. A podium finish in the sport of sex: guaranteed!


THE FULL MOUNT

Training mode: All basic hip-thrusting action here, so you’re good to go. Some basic kettlebell swing reps should rev up your hips and torso. As for her: some leg stretching should prove handy so she stays comfy without cramping up.

Sport specific to: MMA. Fighters on full-mount have successfully passed their opponent’s guard and pinned them, often to do some pretty sick ground and pound. You won’t really be passing her “guard” here, though, but you still get to do some pretty extensive grounding and pounding of your own.

Your move: Straddle her as you normally would on missionary, but instead, extend her legs (her “guard”) up to rest on your shoulders. Or if she’s pretty bendy, let her flex her legs all the way up nearly to her shoulders for even deeper penetration. Put your weight on her extended legs and use those hips to thrust away.

Medal-winning moment: Let her flip you over (a “sweep” in MMA parlance) with her legs and resume the action—let her take over some control and ride you. After you’re both satiated you’ll be sleeping like you’ve both been KO'd

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