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Everyone—any man and woman stemming from every nation on Earth, regardless of post or calling—loves and longs for sex. Let’s get that one out of the way. It’s a carnal need that cannot be tamed, a necessity that can only be contained by the mere delight of physical pleasure.

So in the absence of a sexual partner, how far—operative word could also be “low”—are we all willing to go to please our uncontrolled craving physicality? In other words, "How smutty are we?" The members of FHM Nation help us discuss the accessibility of sex, from one’s usual dose of porn flicks to the emergence of extra serbis.

Here now is FHM's Yearend Sex Survey. Debauchery rated, sorted, and counted!

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BOLD! BOLD!

Easily the most troublefree category in our smutty survey, 94-percent of us admit to watching porn with no inhibitions whatsoever. So what the hell’s the matter with the other 6-percent, you ask? It pains us that 4-percent assert they don’t watch bastos flicks anymore, with 1-percent still thinking about it and 1-percent saying they do not watch porn at all. Really, sir?

CONSERVATIVE PORN
At the end of the day, the smuttiest of Pinoys still prefer their porn the old-fashioned way. A mere 59-percent of FHM Nation admit they are still into skin flicks involving heterosexual sex, as opposed to threesomes (16-percent), gangbangs (6-percent), girl on girl (9-percent), and interracial sex (6-percent).

ES ES ES & EM EM EM
So what kind of sex are we all most into? Normal, heterosexual sex is still the consummate choice at 56-percent, while Pinoys selected one-night stands as the next most logical choice at 27-percent. Outdoor sex is still a popular deed at 10-percent, while threesomes (5-percent) and S&M (1-percent) just don’t occur very often.

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SEX TALK
Before getting to the point—which is if they’re into extra services—we had to inquire how active their sex lives actually are. Around 36-percent of them pompously reveal that they do it quite often, while a good 13-percent claim they get laid on a nightly basis. It humbles down to 27-percent who claim doing it every once in a while, with 24-percent experiencing otherwise. And then there’s the 9-percent who reveal that the closest thing they have to sex is porn. Aww.

EXTRA SERVICES
The industry is still quite juvenile in the country, with 39-percent claiming that they have yet to try any kind of extra service, though 26-percent admit that they are actually planning on it. And for the 27-percent who have actually tried it before, 8-percent of them prefer not to do it anymore. Must have experienced peer pressure.

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WORDS: MIKEY AGULTO
ADDITIONAL IMAGES FROM: 9 1/2 Weeks (1986), Pretty Woman (1990), EuroTrip (2004),  Closer (2004), Rock of Ages (2011)

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