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Mar 26, 2015
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We're used to reading "interesting" comments every time we share something, anything, on social media, especially on Facebook. While most of the esteemed (ahem!) members of the FHM Nation go with something along the lines of "Hot [niya]", "Si crush!", "Sexy talaga," and the undying "PHOTOSHOPPED!", there are some of you who are, well, thirsty.

In the vernacular, we call 'em tigang. These are the dudes who just can't quite keep it in their pants...and tend to manifest whatever "drought" they're feeling into words. Or in this case, into their comments on the posts on our FB page. We're not saying it's wrong though, it's just sometimes we don't know if we should laugh or censor them for their own good. 

From downright sexual innuendos to failed attempts at hiding their horniness, we compiled the best (read: the funniest) thirsty lines we've recently come across. Scroll down and pray that you weren't picked!

(We're kidding of course; we blurred anything that could give your horny ass away. You can breathe now. Peace!)


TRICIA SANTOS, FHM #NEW CRUSH MARCH 2014


RIZZA DIAZ, FHM IDOL MARCH 2015


MAX COLLINS, FHM'S 15TH ANNIVERSARY COVER GIRL



AIFA MEDINA, FHM IDOL FEBRUARY 2015


ABBY AND JAHZIEL, SEX M.D.

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