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Feb 4, 2015
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Ever since the movie Ted came out, we've looked at teddy bears in a slightly different way. However, despite the stuffed protagonist's antics and booze-guzzling ways, we've never imagined his inanimate brethren playing a NSFW role.

teddy loveGIF via Giphy.com

That sacred and sensitive barrier has been broken, dear friends, thanks to this cuddly creation that ruined our childhood, the Teddy Love:

teddy love

Don't let the innocent look fool you; This one's a toy made for something waaay more erotic than your bedtime cuddle sessions. With a nose and tongue that vibrates at 10 different speeds, it will help your ladylove forget about you your absence. #IfYouKnowWhatWeMean

The sex toy's inventor, Wendy Adams, says the inspiration for Teddy Love came while she was in bed hugging a teddy bear during a cold night. "The Teddy Bear was very cuddly, I was holding the bear and stroking him and his nose hit my nipple. I was really turned on, and staring thinking, 'Wow, his nose is hard,'" she said in an interview with porn review site Xcritic.com (again, NSFW!).

Together with her husband, Wendy employed an engineering company to create the hardware needed to power the device's woman-pleasing ways. The result is a sex toy unlike anything we've seen before (and we've seen lots!).

teddy loveGIF via Dailyedge.ie

And because Wendy wants to convince us that it works, she tried it out herself. "The motor worked really, really well…I had three orgasms the first time I tried out the product," she adds in the interview. Nothing like first-hand experience to entice potential buyers!

The Teddy Love sex toy is now available via TeddyLove.net for the special V-Day price of $74.95 (or just a little over P3,300), offering yet another example of just how "creative" horny minds can be.

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