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May 5, 2015
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Remember Dan Bilzerian, the man who identifies himself as a millionaire-slash-playboy-slash-poker player-slash-sexual philanthropist?

Well, he still lives the good life, though maybe just a few figures (and boobies) richer than when we first featured him.


Now meet Los Angeles businessman Tony Toutouni (not to be mistaken for the Boys Night Out radio DJ), who has jumped on Dan's bandwagon of flaunting his wealth on Instagram (@lunatic_living) and could possibly give the latter a run for his (shitload of) money.

 

Found a picture of myself with my accountants when the Bills were due #firstofthemontharedepressing

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


Tony hit his stride when he was just 19 years old, buying a night club in Hollywood, California. Afterwards, he also invested in in different ventures—car dealerships, restaurants, bars, etc. Tony develops businesses until they're successful and then sells them for profit. If only it were that easy!

His life mantra? "They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, so I compromised ! moderately rich and just moody," says on his IG, which has amassed 750,000 followers in just eight months. (Moderately rich, your face!)

But unlike Dan who's made a name bragging about his Hugh Hefner-esque way of living, Tony has gained social media notoriety for his bizarre, head-scratching, and at times, controversial posts on his uber-lavish lifestyle like...

HIS "TOP-NOTCH" VACUUM CLEANER

 

When ur floors are dirty just use a top notch vacuum cleaner

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

HIS NIGHT TIME READING LAMP

 

You can even make the ugly ones useful if you're creative enough #feminist #lamp

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

HIS PREFERRED WORKOUT METHOD

 

Gym memberships are too expensive so I work out from home #CityView #Yoga #Meditation

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

HOW HE OILS HIS GRILL

 

First cook then bake #ovensnext #crematingthebadones #warmupdinner

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

HOW HE DOES HIS LAUNDRY


 

HIS IDEAL CUP OF TEA

 

Always have a healthy cup of tea before you head to work #photobomb

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

HOW THANKSGIVING DINNER WENT FOR HIM

 

Hope ur #Thanksgiving is as good as mine

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

HIS BED COMPANION

 

I only sleep like a baby when she's with me #truelove #loyal #bae #relationshipgoals

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

HIS MINI-ME ENFORCER


 

HIS "GOOSE"


Not to mention his penchant for flipping things off such as... 

HIS CASH

 

It's my bday ! I buy my own gifts #bday #independent Tag all Aries

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

HIS (SICK) RIDES

 

Vegas here I come ! Happy New Year everyone

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

There goes the famous finger again ! #beverlyhills #racecar #famousfinger #radical

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


EVEN BOOBS

 

She paid for her own tits ! #independentwoman tag independent people

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


 

HIS SECURITY PERSONNEL

 

I believe my security doesn't get paid enough for all that I put him through #workperks #toughjobs #famousfinger

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


HIS CHEF

 

My chef looks a little angry today #notsafe #fingernomatchforknife #hungryfinger

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on


His reason for flashing his #famousfinger? In one of his posts, Tony explained, "Some people do not understand the appearance of my middle finger so I will explain. First it's not directed to any females as I have my middle finger in just about any picture. Second it's there to authenticate my pictures as there are people who post fake picture that aren't theirs and lastly no matter what u do in your life there will always be people who will hate on u and try to bring you down to make themselves feel better about their own miserable lives. These are the people who have no drive to succeed in life and instead of finding ways to make their own life better they choose the easy route of making others life seem worse. My middle finger is my direct message to them that clearly states I do not care, I will continue to do my best and fuck them!"

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EVEN HOLLYWOOD ISN'T SAFE


We almost forgot; Dan and Tony are pals. Yes, as in "casually riding together in an aircraft" kind of pals.

 

Going to vegas to see Floyed Mayweather train for a few hours

A photo posted by Tony Toutouni (@lunatic_living) on



Tony has already shunned the perceived rivalry between him and Dan. I don't want to compete with Dan, but people are saying that I've grown dramatically and extremely fast I can tell you that," he was quoted by Mail Online. "But Dan is actually a friend of mine and the whole Instagram thing started because he was posting on it. I saw that his Instagram following was growing pretty fast so I started doing it. The more I posted, the more people would tag and tag." Well, this once again proves the old adage, "Birds of the same feather, flock together."

Still, if there's one thing that could break these filthy rich friends apart, it would be this:

 

Trying to convince  @Emmanuelpacquiao that he needs me to corner him vs Mayweather

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on



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