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Apr 16, 2015
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Talent shows are a dime a dozen on TV, so much so that thinking of a new concept will test even the most creative of all creative people. It has to offer something differentnot just awesome vocalsthat gets the audience hooked and makes them come back for more. Not an easy job and, frankly, we're getting tired of the same old pagalingan sa biritan shtick.

But then again, we don't live in Japan, where logic frequently takes a back seat and bizarre stuff takes over. Have you watched their cray-cray gag shows? Or, better yet, have you seen their karaoke show where contestants are jerked off by a pretty girl while they sing?

Don't mark this as a belated April Fool's joke, this one's as real as the awkward boner you'll get after you're done reading this.

The show, which airs on a Japanese adult cable channel, is called Sing What Happens and it features men who try their darndest best to belt out winning vocals while a girl distracts them by groping, moaning, and, yes, playing with their junk. We're not fond of male orgasm faces, but we feel it's our duty to show you a few from the show to drive home the point that what they're doing is hard (pun shamelessly intended):

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Man, you can see the futility!


After each song, a score is handed out based on how well the contestant sang despite the erotic obstacles. The contestant with the highest score wins and takes home kinky prizes (e.g. sex toys, gels). But we bet you don't really give an F for the grading system. Admit it, you just want to see it all in action!

Check if you're alone, the video we're about to show you is obviously ultra-NSFW!


Video via LoL

Many of you will probably test their mastur-singing skills after watching the video. Don't forget to lock the door, mkay?

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