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Mar 7, 2014
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Admit it: You have always dreamed of being in a threesome.

It’s the stuff every masturbating man’s dreams are made of. Of course, kung sinuwerte ka, you want the threesome to consist of you and two hot chicks (instead of one babe and another dude). I mean, no straight man wants to grab another guy’s hairy balls by accident, yes?

Stanley was overcome with shock when the girl finally admitted, 'Lalake ako dati'

But sexual politics and logistics aside, a threesome is like the Holy Grail of sex. While obviously extraordinary, it’s not as messy as an orgy. And if it does happen to you, it begs the question, “Tatagal ka ba?”

Here now is my three-step guide to readying yourself for a threesome!


“PREPARATION”

Three Steps to a Threesome

You don’t know when the opportunity will present itself. What if two hot twins suddenly ask you tomorrow if you want to make out? What if you find yourself in a potential threesome a month from now?

It’s best to prepare for that opportune moment. Remember that fate favors the prepared. Malay mo, bukas na bukas ay makaka-bingo ka! Below are the sexual skillz you'll need:

1. Matutong mag-multitask  After all, you will be pleasing not just one, but two women! You have two hands: the left and the right. Learn to use both of them at the same time.

2. Magpigil at huwag mang-gigil  If you finish too fast, tapos na ang boksing. This is the one time in your life that you don’t want your nickname to be “The Flash.” Besides, it should always be ladies first.

3. Don’t be too ashamed to ask for directions  I know this is tough; most men would rather get lost in the jungle than ask for directions. Ask your two newest “bosom buddies” what they want. Most women willing to be in a ménage a trois will be more than happy to show you the ropes. Besides, you don’t want to be that guy whose only question is, “Who’s your daddy?”

And never ever show that deep inside, this is
how intimidated you really are of the situation

NEXT: Pro-active hints for the real pro 


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