Hey, guy who loves hot girls, 2014 na! May New Year's Resolutions ka na ba? If you want to turn the tables and make the hot girls love you, then you better listen to Master Suplado!
Paging all soldiers of love! Were you traumatized by the object of your obsession in 2013? Were you categorically placed in “the friendzone,” a.k.a. that special place right between hell and limbo? Pinakulam ka ba ng crush mo after you poured your heart out via an old-fashioned harana?
Well, it’s 2014—and that means you can now officially say this without lying: “My shitty, I-wish-I-was-never-born, this-is-worse-than-death- love-life is ‘so last year.’”
But a cookie-cutter New Year’s Resolution just won’t do. If you look at the mirror and you see someone fugly, you know you need more than a resolution.
You need a transformation.
You need to read the nuggets of man-wisdom I have listed on the next page.
BUT BEFORE THAT, a friendly reminder from yours truly and the certified manyaks of FHM.com.ph:
Happy New Year, FHM Nation! May you have
more beautiful women to look at this 2014!
Wearable merch so you dont even have to wait for events like APCC
The Safety Check gets a much-needed upgrade
These speak the truth
Your social life might take a hit