V-day is just days away, and we all know what that means: booming flower business, tons of chocolate bars, fancy dinners, unique dates, fully booked hotel rooms, and one sexy night sealing the night away for our couples in heat.
And after things go according to plan—the flowers got delivered, she loved the Royce chocolates you secretly snatched from your sister’s snack stash, the wine was excellent, and you got her to eat those buttered oysters that does-you-know-what—you'll find the two of you in your reserved room and you slowly put her on the bed adorned with rose petals. You then turn off the light switch and it’s on!
But after that steamy love making session, something always hits you that will take that sweet grin off your face in a jiffy, a "what if" question of that boggles all men: What if I get her pregnant? What if, in nine months time, you'll have to say goodbye to your bachelor days and say hello to parenthood and responsibility.
But don’t fret yet brother, because it's really not that easy to get a girl pregrnant. You'll have to consider first a lot of factors, which we have thoughtfully prepared for you in the infographic below. Now, cross your fingers no more and find out if there’s a huge chance that your girl will be your baby mama soon!
ILLUSTRATION: ARNOLAND (ACIDORANGEGROUND.TUMBLR.COM) TAKEN FROM THE FEBRUARY 2013 ISSUE OF FHM
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