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Jan 18, 2016
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You're about to get oral sex. But why is she staring at your penis weirdly? Is it too small? Does it taste awful? You can't help but wonder if she's judging you.

The truth is, yes, she might be judging you. We hate to break it to you, but the fact is there are millions of things buzzing through her head before she gives you head. What things? Once again, we went straight to the source (women) to ask what they think about giving blowjobs. The responses are hilarious!


1) She wants to know if you're satisfied.

"While I'm eating his banana, isa lang nasa isip ko: 'Nasasarapan ba siya?' Pag nakikita kong satisfied siya through his facial expression, mas ginagahan ako. I do enjoy it more than sex as long as I know I deliver 100 percent pleasure sa boyfriend ko." —Beige, 23


2) The idea that there is even a choice between swallowing or spitting is, erm, yucky!

"One word: Kadiri! Hindi ko alam kung anong gagawin ko kapag lumabas 'yung cum. Lulunukin ko ba or idudura ko? Gusto ko ma-turn-on siya pero nakakadiri talaga!—Yna, 20


3) Take note: Always return the favor.

"It's no big deal as long as he returns the favor. Most of the time kasi he wants me to go down on him, but he doesn't want to eat mine. That's just unfair. If guys don't want to give their partners oral, don't ask for it either." —Heart, 22


4) She worries about vomiting on your penis
.

"My boyfriend always asks me to give him the deep throat experience. Minsan nga bigla na lang niya pinu-push 'yung head ko para masubo ko raw [nang] buo. Wala namang problema roon. Nag-e-enjoy ako pero natatakot din ako kasi baka bigla kong masukahan 'yung ano niya." —Carla, 19

5) She doesn't want to hear you complain about "dick-teething."

"Ayaw na ayaw ko sa lahat 'yung magre-request ng blowjob tapos pag pinagbigyan, magco-complain na masakit, at gumagasgas daw 'yung ngipin. Malamang gagasgas at gagasgas 'yan. Hindi naman removable ang ngipin ko." —Shara, 24


6) Shave guys, shave!

"My boyfriend never asks me to give him head, but I do it when I'm really horny. Nakakawalang gana lang pag may pubic hair na sumasama. Titigil pa ako para kunin." —Leizel, 19


7) Your cum gun is more than a banana.

"Para ma-enjoy ko 'yung moment, I just close my eyes and imagine that I'm eating lollipop or hotdog with cheese. If I don't do that, baka masuka lang ako." —Marj, 22

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8) Oral = Heaven

"I'm happy whenever I'm giving my partner a blowjob. Actually, feeling heaven siya for the both of us." — Tricia, 19


9) Moan, moan, moan!

"The first time I did it, I was completely clueless. Hindi ko alam kung tama ba 'yung ginagawa ko at kung anong dapat kong gawin. When he said lunukin ko, ginawa ko kahit kadiri. His moan assured me I was doing great. So guys must never forget to moan or at least roll their eyes to show satisfaction." —Andrea, 19


10) Her struggle is real.

"Hindi ko alam paano ko pag sasabay-sabayin 'yung pagkain, pag-moan, at paghinga. Ang hirap! Minsan naiisip ko na lang sakalin 'yung ulo niya sa baba para lang malaman niya 'yung hirap ko.—Joy, 28

 

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