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Dec 6, 2014
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Christmas is right around the corner, and thankfully, you've learned your lessons from holidays past and started Christmas shopping early. Or not. If you're like us, you're probably still just counting those freshly withdrawn bills from your 13th month bonus.

Well, we've got news for you buddy: that ain't going to make you happy. Our advice: spend it. Get yourself something really nice, get your girlfriend that bag she's always wanted, and get your parents something other than a Christmas card.

To help you sort things out, we present you our annual gift guides! Dubbed "All The Things Bros Want 2014," we've hunted down all the things we'd pony up for without hesitation, organized according to the type of guy you are. So whether you're a PlayStation addict, a hardcore fan of retro Jordans, or the type of guy that checks Lookbook on a daily basis, we've got something for you. #GetClickingAndGetGifting


‘Tis the season when almost everyone's asking you if you’ve been naughty or nice. And because our other gift guides are already giving you everything nice, this time around we go a little naughty. Behold, the naughtiest/kinkiest/sexiest presents you can give your girl this holiday season...all for your pleasure.

You ready naughty bros? Grab a pen and paper, open your note widget, get ready to get clicking, whatever; just make sure to list down these sexy things that’ll definitely leave a smirk on her face, and a huge grin on your pervy mug!


A BASKET OF PREMIERE CONDOMS

These magic rubbers don't just put both your minds at ease every time you do the deed; it'll also enhance you're sexual performance with its special features. We suggest you try the Dotted and Earthquake "flavors."

Get it for: P70 to P90 per box of six; available in all convenience stores


THE NAUGHTY AND NICE KAMA SUTRA

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Forget the "Twelve Days Of Christmas." This book will give you 50 days of XXX-mas!

Get it for: P515; click here to order online!


SEXY TRUTH-OR-DARE PICK-A- STICK

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Girls love playing Truth-Or-Dare. Spice things up with these raunchy pick-up sticks that has truth questions like "Which moves get you the absolute hottest?" and dares like "Let's get busy in front of a mirror." 

Get it for: P591; order it online here!


INCOGNITO DROPLET NECKLACE

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She'll love this beautiful necklace. Here's a dirty secret though: It also doubles as a vibrating nipple clamp!

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Get it for: P4,796. Order it online here!


WIRELESS EGG VIBE


If your gal's the type who's game for some naughty public adventure then you better slip this one under the Christmas tree quick! It has 10 different vibration speeds and patterns, and a range of 25 feet away from its controller.

Get it for: Click here for details!


SLIQUID SQWEEL ORAL SEX SIMULATOR

 

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She might mistake it as a funny-looking fan at first, well, that's until you tell her what those pinky blades really are for.

Get it for: P1,340; order it online here!


DOGGIE ENHANCEMENT STRAP

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Gone are the days when you need to hold onto something for dear life balance every time you’re doing the doggy. Use this enhancement strap to give you that extra-oomph while loving her from behind. Perfect for non-athletic bros.

Get it for: P650; order it online here!


THE HANKY PANKY NON-STICKY BONDAGE TAPE

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If your girl's a huge Fifty Shades fan, then you just hit the jackpot with this gift. Make her an Anastasia Steele for a night, and you will be the bondage maestro Christian Grey.

Get it for: P450; order it online here!


THE RUBBER DUCKIE / BATH TUB VIBRATOR

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Ideal for girlfriends who love soaking themselves on a foamy bath. This naughty duckie we'll definitely keep her excited while waiting for her hubby. Let's call it the pre-game duckie, shall we?

Get it for: P880; click here to order it online!


KAMA SUTRA'S MILK CHOCOLATE LOVER'S EDIBLE BODY PAINT

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Sweet toothed girlfriends will definitely find this edible chocolate body paint hard to resist. Not only will it give you that dirty sex you've fantasized about, it'll also save that jar of Nutella for merienda.

Get it for: P975; order it online here!


Click here for more of the FHM Gift Guide 2014!

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