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Oct 21, 2013
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How long is the longest dildo, and how short is the shortest dipstick?

We pit her favorite battery-operated toys with your seasoned manoy. Someone else has to decide who wins, though…

Scroll down below and find out who wins in a mano-a-mano between her dildo and your manoy!

DIMENSIONS

Dildo
Two things pretend-penises don’t cover in the length and girth departments: 1. They don’t have optional flaccid modes; 2. And—not counting dildos packaged as “first timer” toys (5.5 inches by 1.5 inches)—they don’t make them small. On average, they’re a clean 6 to 8 inches (excluding grip/suction base), and at their commercially-available longest, can run the stretch of 11.5 to 12 inches with 1.5- to 2.5-inch girths (long whilst unproportionally thin).

Penis
Infectious disease specialist Kent Sepkowitz, in an article called “The inexact science of penis measurement” for The Medical Examiner, writes the global average male’s manoy is at 3.5- to 4-inch flaccid, 5-inch “stretched flaccid,” and 5.5- to 6-inch, erect. An earlier study by Alfred Kinsey in the ’60s on self-reported measurements call it at a proud 6.5- to 7-inch, erect.

Trojan condoms, in their penis sizes lab project involving 11,000 participants of varied ethnic backgrounds in the last 50 years, measure the average male adult as: 3.4 to 3.7 inch flaccid, 5.1 to 5.7 inch erect, 3.5 to 3.9 inch thick/thin.

Point: Dildo


RUNTIME/JIGG-ABILITY


Dildo
Powered almost entirely by a pair of general purpose AA/AAA batteries per regular or mammoth toy (or a single AA/AAA battery for the smaller 5-incher sets)—1,700 mAh to 3,000mAh of its commuted battery power converts to up to 21 hours of vibrating activity. Or roughly 30 minutes at a time via its multiple-speed vibrations, every other day, for three weeks.

Penis
The adult male, meanwhile, according to Men’s Health Philippines, lasts an average of 5 to 10 minutes in the sack. Data from theendurancereport.com calls it at 2 to 6 minutes on average. But while 70 percent of the men surveyed in Men’s Health believed they can’t hold off the fireworks as long as they liked to, sex researcher Alfred Kinsey says being quick to the barilan isn’t a problem at all, but in fact, signals “masculine vigor.”

Point: Dildo

NEXT: Find out which tastes better!


Photography Heidi Pascual-Aquende Styling Genie Ranada-Babista Hair and makeup Anna Castaño
Taken from FHM's August 2013 issue

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