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It’s not a good heckle unless someone actually hears it. So wait for the right moment. The following are the best times to taunt:
a. pre-game warm-ups
b. time-outs
c. dead air
d. just before a game starts

Witness a fan proposing to Steffi Graff:


2. Do your homework
Who cares if you yelled the same thing as everyone else? Be an educated heckler. A little Internet research will get you on his nerves: try to shout out a player's all-time worst season. Everyone boos, hecklers don’t. And finally:

1. Pick a pickle to heckle
A concert heckler chooses a seat wisely—near enough to be heard, but far enough to not be identified. If you’re the political type, make sure they’re not elected just yet or be prepared to get hounded by armed bodyguards.
Sports fanatics can only heckle the following:
a. the overpaid, crappy, incompetent player
b. the madugas, magulang, and maramot player
c. terrible officiating
d. other drunken fans
e. undeserving players (e.g., rookies, ugly players, players who went to other teams for money, archrivals, etc.)
f. rude fans from the opposing side