WORDS BY: MIKEY AGULTO
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December 18, 2009 | 2258 views
There’s nothing creepier than spying on your neighbors, let alone your girlfriend’s. But with all the waiting you have to do, anything’s acceptable. Check them out in the most misdemeanor way, and get away with it. Best combined with Solution #1.
Location: All the corporate buildings in Makati/Ortigas
Solution: Join the club
Chances are, you’ve already encountered a spot where drivers gather together while waiting for their “amo.” If you think about it, there isn’t much difference between you and them.
Identify yourself with these guys and join them as they play pusoy dos, share stories, the works. Find groups like these at any waiting place you usually go to, and worry no more about what to do next. Be one of the gang, make a Facebook account out of it, and show it to everyone!
Location: A really, really long line
Solution: Share the LAN
Ah, long lines. You are basically a stud moving by the inch, and there isn’t much you can do to change that. Chances are, you will see other people lashing out their own gadgets as they wait.
This is where you bring out your handy PSP – with a twist. Play games with complete strangers by turning on the LAN switch. Games like Tekken 5 only require one PSP with the game in it to connect two players. Find random gamers to victimize afterwards, even kids!
Location: End of the world traffic in EDSA
Solution: Fantasy Billboard Showdown
Where the traffic starts and how it ends, we’ll never know. At the end of the day we just want to survive the in-between. This is where this crazy little idea came about: count celebrity billboards with strangers.
The goal is to count how many billboards your chosen celebrity is in from opposing ends of EDSA. The person who has the most number of billboards counted wins. Tomorrow’s traffic means tomorrow’s showdown between Manny P and Michael V!
Remember, guys: if there’s a will, there’s a wait!
