This month's Girlfriend can teach us a thing or two about being the Mr. Suave that makes women kilig at the mere sight of his bigote. In fact, even with no moustache, the charming Lhen can kick any guy's ass in wooing the ladies.
For instance, pickup lines are supposed to be lame and ineffective, right? In Lhen's case, though, they make the ladies melt more than Liquid Sosa does a drain clogged with soap scum and hair.
The killer line? "Pa-kiss naman, o."
And the ladies do fall for it. Which explains why the lovely honey we have right here has stories to tell about the amazing and often-fantasized world of hot girl-on-girl action. "At hindi lang hanggang kiss," she gamely reveals.
I'm the manager of an Internet café in Tomas Morato. Siyempre maraming boys na nandun na naglalaro. Meron ngang mga nagpapabigay ng food or drink sa akin, eh. Ironically, wala akong alam na online games. Ang alam ko lang mini games like Text Twist, Bookworm, Collapse, etc. Wala akong alam sa Counter Strike, ha ha!
Dapat nasa Australia na ako ngayon para mag-aral. But I didn't want to leave so I looked for a job. I prefer living here because all my friends are here and enjoy the freedom of being independent. Kasi strict yung tita ko na magbabantay sa akin dun sa Australia. But I'm leaving my options open.
I'm single and I don't mind having a boyfriend—or a girlfriend. Nagkakagusto talaga ako sa girl. I do the pursuing when it comes to girls—pero pag close na kami. I try to get to know her first kasi yung iba maganda nga, ang baba naman ng IQ, so nate-turn-off ako.
I like girls kasi mas madali mong mahuli yung ugali—kasi babae rin ako. Unlike with guys, hindi mo alam kung façade lang. But with girls, once you get to know her, yun na yun, eh. Walang bolahan.
BEER BELLY, BEGONE!
With guys, I want someone physically fit. Ayoko nang may tiyan and gusto ko yung may butt, which is quite rare with Pinoys. Gusto ko rin yung matangos yung ilong. Pero sa mga babae talaga ako mas aggressive, eh, ha ha! Mga babae kasi ang daling tsansingan, ha ha!
GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION ALERT!
It's great getting it on with a girl kasi alam mo kung ano rin ang gusto niya. And I like being the "man" when it comes to girl-on-girl action. Actually even when I surf the internet I enjoy looking for lesbian porn. Nakakatawa'no? Pero siyempre mas masarap pa rin gawin with a guy—that's if he's good and isn't too focused on satisfying only himself.
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INTERVIEW: CHRISSY ICAMINA
PHOTOGRAPHY: JO AVILA
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